Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
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