I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
a search helicopter?!
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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