I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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