Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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