I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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