Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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