THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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