I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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