at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
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