Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
jump out the window naked night went bad
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