Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
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