Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
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