There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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