thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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