oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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