Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
Randomize
