Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Are we still banned from the library?
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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