this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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