Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
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