Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
