It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
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