i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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