Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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