She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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