She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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