Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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