these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Dicks are not precious.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Randomize
