Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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