I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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