What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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