I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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