Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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