if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
my dad came in to wish me a happy birthday and found me passed out in my underwear with the lights on and a plate of meat on the bed. i bet he was proud to have contributed to my creation in that moment.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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