So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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