so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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