Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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