theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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