I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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