if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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