you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
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