I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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