i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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