'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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