there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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