Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
Randomize
