Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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