maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
last night I used snow as a chaser
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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