don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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