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I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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