still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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